October 09, 2006

HP'ers: Add your own caption...

62 comments:

Bill said...

Until I started reading HP My Penis use to be this big...now with the housing bubble and all the info leaks, well it has shrunk quite a bit.

Anonymous said...

"To get to the Fed computer in the vault to push the button to cut the funds rate to 0% next year and release the helicopters loaded with book-entry credit-money, all I need is about this much space, so just try to stand in my way!!!"

Anonymous said...

"...because they've been told all their lives that THIS is six inches!"

Anonymous said...

Oh Sh@t, believe me it's not my fault. i'm no crook!

Thank you mr greenspan,may I have another?

Anonymous said...

In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, will soon be dead. Alpha Omega has told us what the Apes are planning; we must act now and fulfill the prophecy.

Anonymous said...

The housing bubble now is THIS BIG. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"A round of applause for my predecessor, Alan Greenspan, without whom none of this would ever have been possible."

Rob Dawg said...

I've seen the international dollar screwing machine and it is this big... AROUND.

Anonymous said...

no - the bubble will only last this long.

Anonymous said...

The space between my hands represents the actual number of my jewish brothers killed in the holohoax.

Anonymous said...

"The bomb we are throw in N. Korea is this big"

Anonymous said...

..going to..

Anonymous said...

We jews are about this close to putting the final nail in America's coffin.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I'm doing the "Big Box, Little Box" dance, in a techno-stylee!

Anonymous said...

Still not impressed?

Bet there's not many of you that can stuff a loaf of bread this big into your mouth all at once...

Anonymous said...

Oy vey! The goyim have found a way to spread news without a jew filter, oy vey!

Bill said...

Schultz warns about October surprise


Commentary: Newsletter veteran sees high possibility of global mischief

http://tinyurl.com/qrzpv

Anonymous said...

I'm at a loss for words. Just the other day someone called me a Christ murdering, communist, coin clipping, usery inventing, Christmas and Contstitution stealing, currency controlling, nation destroying, filthy jewdevil. Will the prosecu, err umm, persecution ever end? I mean, just because Jesus said that we jews are not of god and are of our father the devil, doesnt make it true does it?

Anonymous said...

(claps hands together loudly)

".. and then the bubble just POPPED!"

Anonymous said...

Please give me a raise so I can go to Hair Club For Men.

Anonymous said...

You home owners are THIS screwed...

Anonymous said...

Alright my fellow jews, when the white people finally wake up to what we have been doing to them, we are gonna be this close to going through a real holocaust. You know, like the one we perpetrated against those 60,000,000 plus white russians during the jew communist purges in the soviet jewnion.

Anonymous said...

YES MY FRIENDS THE SH** HAS HIT THE FAN. LOOK around you the realty whores are jobless. The recent home buyers are screwed and we are in for an October stock market melt-down as Borkafatty and his shrinking penis mention above. I just wonder if borafatty's penis can get any smaller than the 1/32 inch it already is. HP'ers give me your opinion.

Roccman said...

Bork bad link - send again

Anonymous said...

Holy shit folks, I just saw the president do a line of coke this long! He's gonna start chimping out any second now!

Bill said...
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Anonymous said...

Rich:

http://tinyurl.com/qfx3j

Bill said...

Borkafatty and his shrinking penis mention above. I just wonder if borafatty's penis can get any smaller than the 1/32 inch it already is. HP'ers give me your opinion.

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Hey I got no complaints, by the way Anonymous, hows the wife and my kids?

And stop looking at my tool keep your eye's on your own shit.

it may be short in the pants, but I have a tongue like a giraffe.

Roccman said...

Thanks Bork - his conclusions I believe are spot on.

Schultz' investment conclusion: "If any of the above occur, commodity-metal-oil markets will move notably higher. Oil would lead the way. If Iran is bombed (now or later) they'll close the Strait of Hormuz in the Persian Gulf through which most regional oil must pass, increasing oil's price by 50% in one day. Don't be without 1-2 good oil stocks."
He means it. Schultz' recommended asset allocation is only 10-15% in non-gold stocks, core positions in one or two oil stocks ... One suggestion: McDermott International Inc. (MDR : McDermott International, Inc.
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And beyond an October surprise? Schultz says we're "poised between dramatic inflation and shocking deflation (short term?), either of which can come suddenly ... unprecedented debt vs. record-breaking money creation makes the situation explosive, able to go either way almost overnight."
Gold may have one more leg down, he says calmly, but "regardless of a bumpy medium term, I see gold at $1,000 within 18 months."

Anonymous said...

it may be short in the pants, but I have a tongue like a giraffe.

Yeah we all know it's short in the pants. But you can use your tongue to lick my as*-H***.

Anonymous said...

my jewish friends and i are this much closer to total galatic domination.

Anonymous said...

ANYBODY GOT SOME GOOD STORIES ABOUT YOUR IDIOT KNEIGHBORS BUYING NEW HOMES---
I got one. My neighbor who is renting next to me is buying a Phoenix Shitbox for $640K. That's $300K more than it is worth. And the dumb ass is buying 110 K of up-grades and all appliances from the builder. What a dumb fu@@.

Bill said...

But you can use your tongue to lick my as*-H***

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Seeing you must be a Republican Cub Scout leader Ill pass ,you might enjoy it to much.

Anonymous said...

"a hebrew zen puzzle: what is the sound of two hands this fair apart? the infinite sound of what is between my ears.

see, no sound; no popping bubble. no-thingness; no worries, grasshopper."

Anonymous said...

"Some of us here are serious about this matter of a housing bubble."

yeah - quit screw'n around...this housing stuff is serious biz...

play nice...right keef??

Bill said...

Please keep your disgusting immature comments to yourself. Some of us here are serious about this matter of a housing bubble.


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My apology. I understand Misery loves company, but lets shine a little levity to break the tension Albit PG: I agee..or may I recomend medication.

I own a home and see the writing on the wall .very scary for sure, but it is very hard to stop a run away freight train..we know what is coming..

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Anonymous said...

A must read.

The Emerging Russian Giant Plays
its Cards Strategically

http://tinyurl.com/p89ab

Anonymous said...

"Keith's dad - Mr. Foley - lets him shove it this far up his a$$."

Anonymous said...

On the one hand, we jews have the billions and billions we extorted from Germany through the holoco$t (chuckles quietly), on the other, we have the billions and billions from the brain dead American tax payer.

David said...

"We're this far from a depression! F8ck! I'm worried!"

Anonymous said...

Keith,

I am not Jewish, but come on. You wonder why you are not getting more traffic. There's freedom of expression and avoiding being overly politically correct, and then there's outright bigotry and offensive comments. Yes, you should axe the Klan postings, for cryin' out loud. I'm this close to packing it in here anyway.
People flogging racist remarks and Holocaust denial are derailing the thread, and can be deleted for that reasons - O-KAY? Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

So my fellow jews, we meet again. I think we are about this close to getting the stupid and pathetic Americans to fight another jew war in Iran. (laughter abound) How many times can we pull the same tricks on these idiots before they finally wake up? Bwaaahahahaha, Oh goodness I've got tears in my eyes. Anyway, this is good news, the best I've known since 9/11.

Anonymous said...

"People flogging racist remarks and Holocaust denial are derailing the thread, and can be deleted for that reasons - O-KAY? Sheesh."

He doesn't delete cuz hez the biggest racist on the blog.

He loves this shit.

Anonymous said...

"I've changed my name to BEN DOVER and I'm going to take this much of your net worth.

Anonymous said...

"I can say with complete confidence to my fellow Americans: All your souls are belong to us"

Anonymous said...

Please keep posting Hebrew House Lender so the Feds and the Simon Weisenthal Center, t whom I reported you to, can further document your hate-filled ramblings.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up there son. Were just adding our own captions here. No need to be intolerant.

Roccman said...

George Carlin : Who Really Controls America
http://www.document aries.ws/ 1/news.php

http://tinyurl.com/oomfa

Roccman said...

try this one

http://tinyurl.com/lk8qk

Anonymous said...

God when will the election finish? I can't hold the truth any longer!

Anonymous said...

I think it is part of the DC look...

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1130AP_US_North_Korea_Politics.html

Anonymous said...

hebrew house lender:

What is your major malfunction?

Your day will come! As will judgement for all!

I wouldn't want to be standing next to you when yours hits!

You Nazi scum, you will be paid back in full!

Anonymous said...

To hebrew house.......

God to Abram,

And I will make you a great nation
And i will bless you,
And make your name great;
And so you shall be a blessing;
And I will bless those who bless you,

AND THE ONE WHO CURSES YOU 'I' WILL CURSE.

Genesis 12:2-3

Have a nice day!

Anonymous said...

And then real estate just went...

KA-BOOOOOOM!

Anonymous said...

its 510 thousand more than its worth, tops

Anonymous said...

can save 1.29 using this e mail service, in the depression, just have to jew the price down,pardon ! what a mess of everything, miscommunication and slang can make,

Anonymous said...

"When people realize what we did, we'll all get a two-by-four rammed sideways this deep up our butts."

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Shanghai Shows Signs of Gold Boom in 2007

Investors worldwide are diversifying savings and retirement accounts into gold coins and bars. Especially in Southeast Asia smart investors know the value of storing wealth in gold and taking possession of the shinny yellow relic.

January 16, 2007 – Singapore, Shanghai, Sydney. What do all of these places have in common? Gold! Yes gold demand has increased tremendously worldwide over the last two years but demand in these regions has outpaced world gold demand by 300%. Why might one ask? Because investors in these areas really have their hand on the pulse. We would normally use the expression “finger on the pulse” but with the explosion of commodity and commodity related investments over the last five years and expected to continue over the next fifteen to twenty five years especially in the Asian region more and more money is pouring into the gold market with no end in sight.

Recently World Financial president Marc Lubaszka had a chance to speak with some of China’s leading banking institutions while in Shanghai and had this to say “China right now is going through an unprecedented amount of growth. That’s why I wanted to see and speak with the Chinese directly and on their own soil. They are growing economically, militarily, and socially adopting many of the ways of the west into their strategy. It was made very clear to me that continuously increasing their gold reserves would not stop anytime soon.”

The country is expected to witness a rapid industrialization over the next 15 years, which means the country will consume a huge amount of resources. The Chinese economy is expected to grow at an annual rate of 8% during the period of the 11th Five-Year Plan (2006-10). That means China will achieve its goal of quadrupling its gross domestic product from 2000 to 2020 ahead of schedule. Han Wenxiu, a senior official at the National Development and Reform Commission said that China’s economic success story witnessed over the past two decades will continue in the coming 20 years. This is mainly due to the accelerated urbanization process and the upgrading of the consumption structure from small items such as TV’s and washing machines to large items such as houses and cars. On the investment side of the consumption model gold coins and gold bars are at the top of the list.

Also while in China Lubaszka had a chance to stop into the Shanghai Gold Exchange which was just established in 2002. The opening of the Shanghai Gold Exchange marked the deregulation of the gold market in the country after over half a century of government monopoly.

China's status as the world's fifth largest gold producer and third largest consumer, combined with Shanghai's developed credit system and financial market, enabled the municipality likely to achieve its continued ambition.

There are currently more than 40 major gold markets worldwide, with London, New York, Chicago, Zurich and Hong Kong as the top five markets. Most of the gold markets are now situated in international or regional financial centers instead of being located in gold production belts.

For a city to be turned into an international gold trading center, it must have a developed commodity economy and credit system, a sophisticated financial market, stable political environment, as well as sound transportation, communications and warehouse facilities and a good legal system.

As long ago as the 1930s and 1940s, Shanghai was already a renowned financial center in the Far East and the largest gold trading center in the region. More than half a century later, Shanghai is now well on its way to recovering its status as China's financial center and an international financial center.

“The exchange has not only allowed the Chinese citizens to participate in a commodity that is growing at a tremendous rate but it also allows them to add protection from terrorism and a lot of the other problems that plague our global economic environment. One of the citizens of the peoples republic that I spoke with said she wants to have some of her families money in gold coins, something she can hold onto not in a currency that can be devalued as she has seen happen to US citizens” said Lubaszka.

Shanghai's edge as a major hub of capital and other production factors and its strong storage capacity and developed communications and transportation facilities mean that the metropolis possesses the major essential conditions to become an international gold trading center.

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