July 19, 2006

You can't make this up: Ivana Trump now cancels $150 Million Beirut development


I thought for sure this was a joke, mocking Ivana for first canceling her Ivana Las Vegas project, and fooling around that of all the places on earth she was going to do a Beirut development.

But alas, she was indeed going to do a Beirut development, "La Residence by Ivana Trump".

How much did this gold-digger get from The Donald? And what are her qualifications to be a real estate developer, besides sleeping with one?

I mean, that'd be like Hillary Clinton being qualified to be President because she slept with one.

IVANA TRUMP has changed her mind. Thursdays lunch, to discuss her $150 million luxury apartment block in Beirut, is now off. This is in reflection of the current situation in the Lebanon. Well, quite.

But don;t worry she has not gone away. She promises, optimistically, that the launch of the billionaires' pad in Beirut will happen this year, and there are ideas for similar blocks in Turkey, Egypt, Morocco and Paris, France. It's highly unlikely that war or any other major conflict will break out there.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I-vanna-Hump-a-lot.
Another piece of Eurotrash that could only make in the USA, as Europeans are too slick for the celebrity/worship culture we espouse.
What a skank!

Anonymous said...

I agree

Minger!

Anonymous said...

What a chauvinistic posting.

What makes you think she does not have any brains?

And who is saying Hillary is not qualified to be President.

By the way I take Ivana Trump as President before the joke we have today in the White House.

Oh, no but Bush, a man, must be qualified because he slept with whom, shall I ask?

Your comments are very offensive.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm a girl!

I know skank when I see it.

She's still mingin'

Anonymous said...

Hey..I'm no Bush fan... I think he's a lout and a war criminal.
But that mummy Ivanna is still a skank.

Anonymous said...

Why all the Ivana bashing? She may not be a real estate genius but she isn't exactly dumb and trashy. Before the Donald married HER, she had a masters degree and was an Olympic class skier.

Osman said...

Keith, as a marketing consultant I thought you'd be all for celebrity endorsements. Afterall, if Britney can sell perfume and Pepsi, why can't Ivana pump a condo project?

People associate glamor and luxury with the Trump name. It's why the Donald's plasters his name on everything he touches.

But then again, what do I know about marketing. I'm a realtor, afterall.

Anonymous said...

She's reached the point that she's had soo much plastic surgery, her looks are declining fast and there's nothing more that can be done, and she's taking on that alien look.

Ivana should of considered that Southern Lebannon is filled with hundreds of thousands of lunatics setup as a Iranian 5th column to wage war on Israel. Sooner or later, they are bound to bring the real estate values down......

Anonymous said...

Major skank.

Like those ruthless business women who are always looking men over to immediately separate the "winners" from the "losers".

Their definition of winner, of course, is totally based on how much money and power the guy has and disregards everything else about him.

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InfidelSix said...

I mean, that'd be like Hillary Clinton being qualified to be President because she slept with one.

LOL! Hey, it maight be trolling, but it's certainly funny.

Anon who is offended, Isn't it obvious that he's discounting them not because they're women, but rather because their riding the coattails of their husbands?

Wendy said...

July 23, 2006. From what I see on the news, homes values in Beirut are somewhat depressed at the moment.

Anyhow, the bimbo's in my story made an unsuccessful grab at the wrong coat tails.

http://victimordeal.blogspot.com/