Oh, yeah, it's heating up right on schedule
Here's the letter that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent to George Bush today - a HousingPanic exclusive:
Dear Bush;
as-Salamu- 'Alaikum;
I am writing to you today, praise be to Allah, to see if we can seek compromise in our current nuclear dealings. Here is my proposal, praise be to Allah;
1) Israel is permanently moved to Alaska, and we get the land
2) You recognize The Praised One (may peace be upon him) as the Prophet
3) We get nukes, all the nukes we want
4) You agree to serve the Hidden Imam when he reappears
5) You buy your oil 100% from Iran, no other country
I hope you will find these requests to be fair and suitable, praise be to Allah. Send my love to Laura and the girls.
Yours;
Mahmoud
May 08, 2006
Shimon Peres: "Iran can also be wiped off the map" - and Ahmadinejad's letter to Bush
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one leader is trying to create a dialogue and the other one is intent on using violence
It will be revealed in the future that Bush was the cause of it all.
-Targeting Iraq Oil
-Orchistrating 9/11
-Purposely Not catching Osama
-Afghanistan War (What the hell are we doing over there anyway- searching caves for 5 years)
-No WMD
-Iraq War
-Bankrupting the US Economy
-Causing the Greatest Depression from 2007 to ...
OK for the Fox News misinformed amongst us the president of Iran never said that one should "wipe Israel off the map".
The words he spoke, which were not in english, translate to:
"The Imam said that this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from from the page of time."
This phrase is in fact probably a reference to some phrase in a medieval Persian poem. The phrase was also used in an old speech of Khomeini in context that had nothing to do military action or killing anyone.
So stop playing into the hands of the incompetent Bush admin's propaganda
team.
They are huge player. They are more powerful than us. They could do two things to bring us to our knees.
1. Create an Oil Embargo.
2. Demand payment for their oil in Euros.
That's the equivalent of a NUC on us.
anon said "-Afghanistan War (What the hell are we doing over there anyway- searching caves for 5 years)"
managing opium trade
Dear Mahmoud:
Maybe we can put something together old buddy.
See, we got this little Messican problem down South and I understand you boys are pretty tough on border control, savy my lingo?
Maybe we nix the Alaska thing, give you the border states (on the Messican side, that is) and you all can have all the drug cartel AND the oil cartel down yonder you want as long as you keep them Messicans on yore side of the fence, "officially" that is.
I still got fish to fry in Iraq.
I figure we can then arrange for yore invisible prophet to appear in a duo with the Virgin Mary on Messican CNN since them Messicans are always sightin her in old tree stumps and stale grill cheese sandwiches.
They DO like their religion.
Why, give them chili peppers a little Hail Mary and Tequilla and they'll be happy Siestin' their lives away kinda like yore bunch.
Say hi to my many Muslim Brothers and Sisters over there.
May yore camel eat no frijoles!
Your First Friend
George W
hemorrhoidforhousing said "Get a clue they don't have the technology to fight the war they want to start..."
On which chanel was it mentioned that Arabs want to start such war?
oh, man, THEY HAVE TO MAKE THIS PUBLIC!!!
In an interview with The Associated Press, the top U.S. diplomat said the letter from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was 17 or 18 pages long and covered history, philosophy and religion. It was not a diplomatic opening, she said.
"This letter isn't it. This letter is not the place that one would find an opening to engage on the nuclear issue or anything of the sort," Rice said. "It isn't addressing the issues that we're dealing with in a concrete way."
Good tactic -confuse your oppponent into submission. Could work.
To the Anon who wrote the Bush response...
Great job. That was seriously funny.
OH MY gOD, i THOUGHT i WAS DEPRESSED, BUT THIS ONE GAVE ME A BIGGGG LAUGH>>>>>>
Seriously, this Mahmoud is preoccupied with the holocaust and Israel. For sdome reason it evades him that Israel's connection to Eretz Israel (ancient israel) dates a little back than 1945 (unless he thinks Mohammad created the world).
Iran is just trying to get oil prices high through some noisy drivel. They are feeding the izzies weapons to use against US and Brit troops - maybe as a test program for the Ruskies. who also have a lot of oil for sale.
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