May 09, 2006

OK, now you're George Bush for a day. What do you do?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

kill myself?

Anonymous said...

Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!

Go bomb Ira-a-an... we'll take their la-a-and.
Go bomb Ira-a-an...
Because the drop in all my polling
Has my party reeling; bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!

Iran's leader rants, giving me my chance.
Gonna bomb Iran, and overrule those smarty-pants;
We'll bomb Iran,
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Because the drop in all my polling
Has my party reeling; bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!

Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!

Me and my crew... here's what we will do...
War to pursue... Iran's oil, or I'm through;
Let's bomb Iran,
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!
Because the drop in all my polling
Has my party reeling; bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb, bomb Iran!

Bomb Iran, bomb Iran!
Bomb Iran, bomb Iran!
Bomb Iran, bomb Iran!
Bomb Iran, bomb Iran!

Anonymous said...

I go fishin...I thought I told you all that my best day in office was when I caught that Perch!

Anonymous said...

get drunk, just like old times

Anonymous said...

Scare everyone by doing a 180. Create MPG laws on all vehicles including SUVs, and large trucks, anything getting under the minimum will have to pay taxes for gas (send the tax money on this to environmental groups.) Increase taxes for the rich, decrease them for the poor. Send more aid to women's health clinics, no matter what they tell women their options are. Start listening to the UN. Fire all cabinet members and hire some competent people. checks and balances, checks and blances!

Anonymous said...

Have Barbara & Jenna, George P., Jeb Jr., Noelle, Lauren, Peirce, Ashley, Marshall, Walker, and the rest of the youngest Bush generation sterlized and then given the choice between Gitmo or Iraq.

Anonymous said...

Resign. Then either jet to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S., or have daddy cover your sorry ass -- again.
-- sglover

Anonymous said...

invade mexico, move south down to the panama canal and take it over. Make the southern border of the US the southern border of the panama canal. Suddenly the southern border to the U.S. is about, what, 50 miles long? And surrounded by a moat?

Anonymous said...

Jump off a bridge with a rope around my neck!

Anonymous said...

Take the Housing Panic survey regarding gold here:

When did Keith make the Gold call?

14th comment down....

Anonymous said...

Re-read "My Pet Goat"

Anonymous said...

I would shoot Dick Cheney in the face.

And then I would turn the gun on myself.

Anonymous said...

I would send all you liberal losers to Gitmo.

Anonymous said...

I'd admit that between my Dad and I we were responsible for killing way more people than Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and Osama Bin Laden

Anonymous said...

Put another brain in my head and name it lonely.

Bill said...

Now I know why Tigers Eat their Young!

Anonymous said...

Pre Iraq invasion I had predicted that when all was said and done Bush and Cheney will be hold up in some bunker trying to remember how their suicide pack was supposed to go. Starting to look like this may not be too far fetched.

Anonymous said...

I would pre-empt American Idol with live coverage of me eating the flesh off a restrained James Dobson's face. ...Just to see if I lose any of my base.