Good god, the dollar's tanking, the Iran whacko is spouting off again, Bush continues to amaze, gold is skyrocketing, housing inventory is exploding, prices are dropping, Fannie Mae announces more to their scandal, immigrants are streaming across the border, interest rates are still moving up, refis are dropping, they introduce the 50 year now, inflation is roaring, bird flu is waiting to break out, and to top it all off....
Britney's preggers again.
How much more can we take?
May 11, 2006
Is anyone else getting a bit fatigued from it all?
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Well. . .Britney is of course what we should be focused on. The other "news" is just fluff. . .just took some more valium (I'm from the old school) or your drug of choice. . .taking my car to the Mexican Car wash today. . .the dollar goes pretty far here in CA if you get cheap labor. ..hope they don't demand to be paid in Euros!!
more important for americans of course is who's gonna win Idol.
Ignorance is bliss they say.
It's like ground hogs day!
Everyday , the same news over and over, but the numbers get worse and worse, yet nobodys worried about it.
striker.
Maybe it's twins this time...
what a wonder government schools produced in just a generation or two. weren't those who accomplished this grusome task smart!!!! i mean you have to give them credit - for their evil.
she's gone downhill fast. She now said that she would appear nude-that she has no problem with that.
Too bad she's now 3 years past her prime for it.
Screw Britney, Oh that right soemone already did :)
Sir or Madam,
To identify a moron one must have practical experience or personally identify with the character trait.
If you see one, you may be one!
It's ok to panic.
Tom
She and her man should start practicing anal intercourse to spare humanity of their offspring. Probably can't figure it out, though.
Say this real fast 3 times out loud
I'm we todd did
I'm we todd did
I'm we todd did
Thanks for the picture, obviously Spears(not her real name by the way), should be breast feeding all those poor hungry illegal immigrants, she looks like she has plenty to spare.
Bread and circuses, bread and circuses. We will see 0% interest rates, $6/gal gasoline, and 100 year mortgages before this is over.
I'm glad Britney's pregnant again. The more she sits on the couch, the less we have to hear her sing....or shall I say, lip sync her way to stardom.
BTW, I wonder if she lip syncs her moans and groans when she's in labor...
ANON SAID
I'm starting to see more and more morons show up at this blog!
Of all the shit happening in this country you guys talk about britney.
Retards.
Awh , cmon , lighten up. This gets the think tank going again. A little fun now and then . Geez.
As for Brit , they'll just put a zipper on her belly. Easy open easy close. She's becoming a baby factory.
Bread and circuses, bread and circuses. We will see 0% interest rates, $6/gal gasoline, and 100 year mortgages before this is over.
If the Fed ever takes its overnight rate down below 1%, GOLD WILL BE OVER $10,000 Oz.
At 0%, GOLD will not TRADE for FIAT anymore than it would trade for DOG CRAP!
Man make some bizzare rules, thank GOD I live the the good old USA!
Rules concerning Use of Lavatory
57. *
It is obligatory to conceal one's private parts in the toilet and at all times from adult persons even if they are one's near relatives (like mother, sister etc.) Similarly, it is obligatory to conceal one's private parts from insane persons, and from children who can discern between good and evil. However, husband and wife are exempted from this obligation.
58. It is not necessary for a person to conceal the private parts with any definite thing, it is sufficient, if, for example, he conceals them with his hand.
59. * While using the toilet for relieving oneself, the front or the back part of one's body should not face the holy Ka'bah.
60. * If a person sits in the toilet with the front part of his body or the back facing the Qibla, but turns the private parts away from that direction, it will not be enough. Similarly, when the front part of the body or the back does not face Qibla, as a precaution, he should not allow the private parts to face that direction.
61. Recommended precaution is that one should not face the Qibla or have one's back towards it at the time of Istibra (to be explained later), nor at the time of washing oneself to become Pak after relief.
62. * When one is forced to sit facing the Qibla, or with his back towards it, so as to avoid somebody looking at him, or if it is not possible to do so, or when there is an unavoidable excuse for sitting that way, it is permissible to do so.
63. It is a recommended precaution that even a child should not be made to sit in the toilet with its face or back facing Qibla. But if the child positions itself that way, it is not obligatory to divert it.
64. It is haraam to relieve oneself at the following four places:
In blind alleys, without the permission of the people who live there.
On the property (land) of a person who has not granted permission for the purpose.
At a place which is waqf exclusively for its beneficiaries, like some Madrassahs.
On the graves of Momineen, and at the sacred places whose sanctity will thus be violated.
65. In the following three cases, anus can be made Pak with water alone:
If another najasat, like blood, appears along with the faeces.
If an external najasat reaches the anus.
If more than usual najasat spreads around the anus.
In the cases other than those mentioned above, anus can be made Pak either by water or by using cloth, or stone etc., although it is always better to wash it with water. (for details: see Notes 68 - 70).
66. * The urinary organ cannot be made Pak without water. If one uses kurr or running water, then washing the organ once will suffice, after removal of essential najasat. But, if one uses under-kurr water, then recommended precaution is to wash it twice , better still, three times.
67. If the anus is washed with water, one should ensure that no trace of faeces is left on it. However, there is no harm if colour and smell remain. And if it is washed thoroughly in the first instance, leaving no particle of stool, then it is not necess ary to wash it again.
68. The anus can be made Pak with stone, clod or cloth provided they are dry and Pak. If there is slight moisture on it, which does not reach the outlet, there is no objection.
69. * If one makes oneself totally Pak with stone, clod or cloth once, it will be enough, though it is better to do it three times. In fact, it is better to use three pieces. And if one does not get totally Pak after three times, he may continue till he is Pak. However, there in no harm, if invisible, tiny particles are still there.
70. It is haraam to make the anus Pak with things which are sacred and revered, like, a paper on which the names of Allah and the Prophets are written. And using bones or dung for the purpose, may not make the place Pak.
71. If a person doubts whether he has made the outlet Pak, it is necessary that he should make it Pak even if he may have been doing it always as a matter of habit.
72. * When a person doubts after Namaz, whether he made the outlet Pak before he started the prayers, the namaz already prayed will be valid, but for the ensuing prayers, he will make himself Pak.
Istibra
73. Istibra is a recommended act for men after urinating. Its object is to ensure that no more urine is left in the urethra.
There are certain ways of performing Istibra, and the best of them is that after the passing of urine, if the anus also becomes najis it is made Pak first. Thereafter, the part between the anus and the root of penis should be pressed thrice, with the mid dle finger of the left hand. Then the thumb is placed on the penis, and the forefinger below it pressing three times up to the point of circumcision, then the front part of the penis should be jerked three times.
74. The moisture which is discharged by man during wooing and courtship, is called 'Mazi'. It is Pak, and so is the liquid which is seen after ejaculation. It is called 'Wazi'. Similarly, the liquid which at times comes out after urine, is called 'Wadi' and it is Pak if urine has not reached it. If a person performs Istibra after urinating, and then discharges liquid doubting whether it is urine, or one of the above mentioned three liquids, that liquid is Pak.
75. If a person doubts whether he has performed Istibra or not, and then discharges a liquid about which he is not sure whether it is Pak or not, that liquid is will be deemed najis, and if he has performed Wudhu it becomes void. However, if he doubts whe ther he performed the Istibra correctly or not, and a liquid is discharged about which he is not sure whether it is Pak or not, that liquid will be Pak, and it will not invalidate the Wudhu.
76. * If a person performs Istibra, and also performs Wudhu, and if after Wudhu he sees a liquid discharged, of which he knows that it is either urine or semen, it will be obligatory upon him to do Ghusl, together with Wudhu. But if he had not done Wudh u after Istibra, then Wudhu alone will be sufficient.
77. When enough time has lapsed since urinating, and one becomes sure that no urine is left in urinary passage, and then he sees some liquid, doubting whether it is Pak or not, he will consider it as Pak, even if he had not done Istibra. If he has Wudhu, it will be valid.
78. Istibra is not meant for women, and if she sees any liquid and she doubts whether it is urine, that liquid is Pak, and it will not invalidate Wudhu and Ghusl.
Mustahab and Makrooh Acts
79. It is Mustahab that a person sitting for relieving himself, sits at a place where no one would see him, and enters the toilet with his left foot forward, and comes out with his right foot. It is also Mustahab to cover one's head, and to place one's w eight on the left foot.
80. It is Makrooh to face the sun, or the moon, while relieving oneself. But if a person manages to cover his private parts, it will not be Makrooh. Moreover, it is Makrooh to sit for urinating etc. facing the wind; or on the road side, or in lanes, or in front of a doors of a house or under the shade of the fruit-yielding tree. It is also Makrooh to eat while relieving oneself, or take longer then usual time, or to wash oneself with the right hand. Talking is also Makrooh unless necessary. To utter words remembering Allah is not Makrooh.
81. It is Makrooh to urinate while standing, or on hard earth, or in the burrows of the animals, or in stationery water.
82. It is Makrooh to suppress or constrain one's urge for urine or excretion, and if it is injurious to one's health, it becomes haraam.
83. It is Mustahab to urinate before namaz, before retiring to sleep, before sexual intercourse, and after ejaculation.
http://www.al-islam.org/laws/taharat.html#57
Rule #73 take the cake.
Somebody should tell them that if you shake it (jerk it) more than twice then your playing with it.
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