Let's help the realtors association with a new slogan

Here's NAR's slogan:

The Voice for Real Estate

zzz.... boring...

Here's some used by their local associations (not making this up):

Greater Northwest Indiana Association of REALTORS®
Your Business Partner Tomorrow-Today!

Oklahoma Association of Realtors®
“Opening Doors . . . an everyday reminder that you are on the threshold of opportunity with every door you open”

So I figure the NAR needs a catchy, accurate new slogan.

Here's some for starters:

The National Association of Realtors:
1) Proudly practicing the world's oldest profession (oh, wait, whores have that one taken, eh?)
2) Your one-stop source of unbiased information - yeah, right!
3) 3%? 6%? Worth every penny!
4) Oh, us? We rent - are you crazy?!
5) A mind is a terrible thing to waste (oops that one's been used, eh?)
6) Giving directionless D students a chance in life
7) 1.2 Million strong (oh dear god please don't use the internet and put us out of work - please please!)
8) Disintermediation smishintermediation!
9) Buy high sell low is our motto!
10) That's Realtor with a capital R (like we're Dr.'s or some real Profession!)