tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post1905003193392396176..comments2023-12-30T10:06:37.450+00:00Comments on HousingPANIC - The Housing Bubble Blog with an Attitude Problem, 2005 - 2008: Add your own captionbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06585266242070350399noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-43558773856695138192008-01-07T20:14:00.000+00:002008-01-07T20:14:00.000+00:00"Hello. Is this the mortgage broker we give kickb..."Hello. Is this the mortgage broker we give kickbacks too? Cool. This is Suzanne from Centry 21. We got a live one here. They even bought the line, "Real estate never goes down". Yep, I can't believe it either I get 6% for doing nothing. ok anyway, so the same deal here. The only way they can afford this is a teaser rate, neg-am, no doc, subprime. Give them the works. You envelope of cash will get delivered this week."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-48464908234308351142008-01-06T17:40:00.000+00:002008-01-06T17:40:00.000+00:00"Baby, I'll be home in an hour. Screw me as hard a..."Baby, I'll be home in an hour. Screw me as hard as I just screwed my clients, OK?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-65678489679761780942008-01-06T04:37:00.000+00:002008-01-06T04:37:00.000+00:00Yes, I know your REO Department hired me to move t...Yes, I know your REO Department hired me to move the back log, but at least the squaters I recruit make their meth in the garages rather than in the kitchen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-46835144298633451802008-01-06T02:41:00.000+00:002008-01-06T02:41:00.000+00:00Girl in Background: "My girl friend just has to ch...Girl in Background: "My girl friend just has to check in with her husband and then we can have that 3 way I promised you"<BR/><BR/>Guy: "Oh honey, you're the best!"<BR/><BR/>Chick on the phone: "Steve, I am going to swing by Starbucks so I might be a little late."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-91716625114659451602008-01-05T14:35:00.000+00:002008-01-05T14:35:00.000+00:00"I just, like, screwed this guy, like, way more th..."I just, like, screwed this guy, like, way more than his wife ever will."<BR/><BR/>"6% here I come." (so to speak)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-86349052719117230112008-01-05T10:19:00.000+00:002008-01-05T10:19:00.000+00:00"Honey! I've discovered how to get all of these e..."Honey! I've discovered how to get all of these empty houses sold!!!<BR/><BR/>Tribbles!!!! I have two here...since they give birth asexually like married couples, we're going to be rich!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-62557495658163873972008-01-05T01:39:00.000+00:002008-01-05T01:39:00.000+00:00Erectile dysfunction?Erectile dysfunction?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-17455935038208782152008-01-05T01:32:00.000+00:002008-01-05T01:32:00.000+00:00"Hello, Spearmint Rhino? I QUIT!""Hello, Spearmint Rhino? I QUIT!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-69372104643309299812008-01-04T23:58:00.000+00:002008-01-04T23:58:00.000+00:00"911. What's the emergency?""I need an ambulance r..."911. What's the emergency?"<BR/><BR/>"I need an ambulance right away. The mortgage debtor tard behind me just threw his back out when he tried to lift his wife into the air..."<BR/><BR/>"You're reporting a spinal injury?"<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, I think he popped a vertebrae or something..."<BR/><BR/>"Oooh. That's got to hurt." <BR/><BR/>"Yeah, but not as much as his mortgage payment will when it resets in 08."<BR/><BR/>"Poor bastard. We'll send an ambulance right away."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-21796284334499589812008-01-04T21:45:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:45:00.000+00:00Good news. I just rented your house to two idots t...Good news. I just rented your house to two idots that will pay off your house for you. In twenty years you will own it free and clear and the tenants will have nothing.<BR/><BR/>January 04, 2008 6:15 PM<BR/><BR/>------------<BR/><BR/>Best one yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-16120884414882860602008-01-04T21:38:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:38:00.000+00:00I just signed the divorce papers, I'm only asking ...I just signed the divorce papers, I'm only asking for the rights to the house in the divorce. Right behind my back, my stupid ex-husband is hugging his secretary / girlfriend who suggested this. WHAT? The house is HOW MUCH under water?Unsympathetichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01139905123679721805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-47531594314271035492008-01-04T21:36:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:36:00.000+00:00...They make $45K a year each.......$875K......Yea......They make $45K a year each....<BR/><BR/>...$875K...<BR/><BR/>...Yeah I know that's 10X income, you can still approve the loan right?...<BR/><BR/>...sure I'll blow you...<BR/><BR/>..great I'll tell them they're approvedEdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13750286862065420283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-83389605213621859492008-01-04T21:10:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:10:00.000+00:00I took it in the butt for a sale.It wasn't that ba...I took it in the butt for a sale.<BR/><BR/>It wasn't that bad. After all, I AM a REALWHORE....<BR/><BR/>AIDS test next week. My appointment is right aftr they check Dick Cheney...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-23610569989379764802008-01-04T21:04:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:04:00.000+00:00"Good news. I just rented your house to two idots ..."Good news. I just rented your house to two idots that will pay off your house for you. In twenty years you will own it free and clear and the tenants will have nothing."<BR/><BR/>very delusional. I don't think the agent was smoking anything in the photo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-83498818195142819342008-01-04T21:00:00.000+00:002008-01-04T21:00:00.000+00:00"Seriously, do you think Realtors are going away?I..."Seriously, do you think Realtors are going away?<BR/>I work with Realtors. Sure a lot of people have the knowledge to look for their own home or sell one by owner. But let me tell you, the majority want someone to hold their hand and do it all for them."<BR/><BR/>Sad, but true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-88544977305936248922008-01-04T20:56:00.000+00:002008-01-04T20:56:00.000+00:00Realtors SUCK!Realtors SUCK!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-43417743375121628732008-01-04T20:55:00.000+00:002008-01-04T20:55:00.000+00:00We will NEVER use a Realtor again.We will NEVER use a Realtor again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-52385795531137105592008-01-04T19:26:00.000+00:002008-01-04T19:26:00.000+00:00"Of course they didn't qualify, buuuuttt I did lif..."Of course they didn't qualify, buuuuttt I did lift his wallet, drive by slowly with the window down and I'll jump in."buttmunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09118094593764456975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-62467516032589882102008-01-04T19:17:00.000+00:002008-01-04T19:17:00.000+00:00Yeah, the deal got done. Can you believe it! That'...Yeah, the deal got done. Can you believe it! That's another six months I don't have to go back to stripping!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-82930651671265723252008-01-04T18:25:00.000+00:002008-01-04T18:25:00.000+00:00The couple made a very wise decision in buying a h...The couple made a very wise decision in buying a house when the prices were low. Home prices will now go up. <BR/>God isn't making any more land you fools.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-72245581402482256052008-01-04T18:15:00.000+00:002008-01-04T18:15:00.000+00:00Good news. I just rented your house to two idots ...Good news. I just rented your house to two idots that will pay off your house for you. In twenty years you will own it free and clear and the tenants will have nothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-47569953833789253702008-01-04T17:42:00.000+00:002008-01-04T17:42:00.000+00:00Honey! Dwight and Angela from NBC's ' The Office' ...Honey!<BR/><BR/> Dwight and Angela from NBC's ' The Office' just bought the condo crapshack in Burbank!!!! Actors, those F-ing aholes. Biggest overspenders next to Cops. SUCKAS!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-75806212145346741152008-01-04T17:10:00.000+00:002008-01-04T17:10:00.000+00:00"I can't believe we finally sold this money pit, h..."I can't believe we finally sold this money pit, honey. She's on the phone now telling her husband. He sounds pissed. Maybe we should get out of here..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-18497552189198681992008-01-04T16:55:00.000+00:002008-01-04T16:55:00.000+00:00Ka-ching!Ka-ching!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-31248496746539319452008-01-04T16:52:00.000+00:002008-01-04T16:52:00.000+00:00Thanks Bill, that was one of my better blow jobs. ...Thanks Bill, that was one of my better blow jobs. I'm glad you liked it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com