tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post116668940155030903..comments2023-12-30T10:06:37.450+00:00Comments on HousingPANIC - The Housing Bubble Blog with an Attitude Problem, 2005 - 2008: HousingPanic (thanks Butch) declares the new name going forward for "REALTORS(TM)". Now known forever more as "real estate clerks"bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06585266242070350399noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166804233928071432006-12-22T16:17:00.000+00:002006-12-22T16:17:00.000+00:00Is that cleck saying "UP, UP ,UP"?Is that cleck saying "UP, UP ,UP"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166748026683847692006-12-22T00:40:00.000+00:002006-12-22T00:40:00.000+00:00Okay, Real Estate Clucks (tm)Okay, Real Estate Clucks (tm)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166741056434889972006-12-21T22:44:00.000+00:002006-12-21T22:44:00.000+00:00G'day!Ozzie Time here.Good oil! I like both phrase...G'day!<BR/><BR/>Ozzie Time here.<BR/><BR/>Good oil! I like both phrases. I think they'll all be brown eyed mullets befor the spring.<BR/><BR/>A mate of mine's got a clerk friend who hasn't had a closing sinee September (that's deadset). His cook's mad as a cut snake, but it stands out like balls on a dog that only a real dill would hold on that long.<BR/><BR/>This bloke and all the others are going to have to stop all the exy habits and start to fossick for buyers to make a quid. They'll probably find some poor soul who doesn't know Christmas from Bourke Street to fleece. That's the nature of the game.<BR/><BR/>Me? I'll just enjoy some amber fluid and be a spectator. <BR/><BR/>Hooroo. Ozzie TimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166735179097565142006-12-21T21:06:00.000+00:002006-12-21T21:06:00.000+00:00Real estate clerk?No way!Real Estate box-boy?Real ...Real estate clerk?<BR/>No way!<BR/>Real Estate box-boy?<BR/>Real Estate bus boy?<BR/>Real Estate deal washer?<BR/>Merry Christmas HP&er's<BR/>Coconutz!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166729387638656842006-12-21T19:29:00.000+00:002006-12-21T19:29:00.000+00:00They will not last long as retail clerk/cashiers e...They will not last long as retail clerk/cashiers either. They will not be able to break the habit of stealing 6% and take all the proceeds collected for sales tax on the purchases!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166721652312203472006-12-21T17:20:00.001+00:002006-12-21T17:20:00.001+00:00I still prefer new/used house salesperson.I still prefer new/used house salesperson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166718290804702672006-12-21T16:24:00.000+00:002006-12-21T16:24:00.000+00:00HI, I'm your 6% clerk!HI, I'm your 6% clerk!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166717663779121462006-12-21T16:14:00.000+00:002006-12-21T16:14:00.000+00:00If the Rolex fits.....shove it!If the Rolex fits.....shove it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166712309988724372006-12-21T14:45:00.000+00:002006-12-21T14:45:00.000+00:00Keith You forget the (TM) as inREAL ESTATE CLERK(T...Keith <BR/><BR/>You forget the (TM) as in<BR/>REAL ESTATE CLERK(TM)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166712291633172392006-12-21T14:44:00.000+00:002006-12-21T14:44:00.000+00:00How can you tell when a real estate clerk is liein...How can you tell when a real estate clerk is lieing to you? Answer-- When you see there lips start to move.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166711944096816912006-12-21T14:39:00.000+00:002006-12-21T14:39:00.000+00:00"REAL ESTATE CLERK" NAILS IT.PAPER PUSHERREALTWHOR..."REAL ESTATE CLERK" NAILS IT.<BR/><BR/>PAPER PUSHER<BR/><BR/>REALTWHORE<BR/><BR/>ALL WORK FOR ME.<BR/><BR/>BUT "REAL ESTATE CLERK" IS HILARIOUS.FlyingMonkeyWarriorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01770643973751363527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166711334158758352006-12-21T14:28:00.000+00:002006-12-21T14:28:00.000+00:00Thanks Keith, for the acknowledgement. I just cal...Thanks Keith, for the acknowledgement. I just call 'em as I see 'em.<BR/><BR/>However, I gotta agree with "Nomenclate your" in that it DOES lack pizazz. However, so do the vast majority of real estate clerks.<BR/><BR/>I'm trying to come up with something more creative. I'll let you know if anything bubbles up to the top (pun intended!).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166711214156604532006-12-21T14:26:00.000+00:002006-12-21T14:26:00.000+00:00I think Realtwhores is still more befitting-- I'm ...I think Realtwhores is still more befitting-- <BR/>I'm sorry to say, I was a Realtor once. We had an inside joke that the owners of the real estate companies were the richest pimps in the city. Keep in mind, the Real Estate Agent gets 1/2 or a little more of the commission. The Big Daddy pimps that own the companies get the other half for turning them out on the streets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166709320565477362006-12-21T13:55:00.000+00:002006-12-21T13:55:00.000+00:00LOL!!!!! That picture just made my day!LOL!!!!! That picture just made my day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166707357095549892006-12-21T13:22:00.000+00:002006-12-21T13:22:00.000+00:00not catchy enough... lacks pizazz.I'll stick with ...not catchy enough... lacks pizazz.<BR/><BR/>I'll stick with realtwhore.<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166704721142214622006-12-21T12:38:00.000+00:002006-12-21T12:38:00.000+00:00Many of them actually will be clerks before the en...Many of them actually will be clerks before the end of this all plays out.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10586722597797330208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166704385356741662006-12-21T12:33:00.000+00:002006-12-21T12:33:00.000+00:00Would you like to supersize your McMansion today?Would you like to supersize your McMansion today?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166700939286096722006-12-21T11:35:00.000+00:002006-12-21T11:35:00.000+00:00Would you like fries with that NegAmOptARM?Would you like fries with that NegAmOptARM?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166692186082105572006-12-21T09:09:00.000+00:002006-12-21T09:09:00.000+00:00Hi, I'm Todd Tarsen - your real estate clerkhas a ...Hi, I'm Todd Tarsen - your real estate clerk<BR/><BR/>has a nice ring to it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166691266043597472006-12-21T08:54:00.000+00:002006-12-21T08:54:00.000+00:00If the rolex fits, wear it.If the rolex fits, wear it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18675105.post-1166690366204376352006-12-21T08:39:00.000+00:002006-12-21T08:39:00.000+00:00.....Clerks, jerks -- yeah! it works for me!.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>Clerks, jerks -- yeah! it works for me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com